Nov 21, 2008
New Car Smell
Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can’t drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin’ on! You think that’s funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can’t drive this kinda car? I’ll tell you why, I’m used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That’s what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.
So, my old Saturn was pretty much done for after I killed that bear. It’s been gradually sliding downhill for 2+ years now, and the latest repair estimate just wasn’t worth it. Also, it had a certain… stench. We had planned on riding out the winter with the old one, but it was not meant to be.
Last night we made the trek out to Brookfield and I rode home in a nice used Volvo. More car than I need, but hey – I’m a bigshot.